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SEEDS & WEEDS: The Funniest Things People Have Said About GARDENING

Hours of laughter for gardeners (and anyone who likes to laugh). Dig in and discover a shedload of hilarious gardening tweets, blog posts, memes, cartoons from award-winning cartoonist Mark Parisi, one-liners, verse, witty definitions, bushels of photographs, and more. Here is your garden center of laughter about all things gardening-related — from compost to cutworms . . . sheds to shovels . . . bee stings to back pain . . . dibbers to dandelions . . . sunburn to slugs . . . seed packets to squirrels . . . lawn mowers to leaf blowers. Enjoy bales of laughter in this romp through the world of gardening.

Hours of laughter for gardeners (and anyone who likes to laugh).

Dig in and discover a shedload of hilarious gardening tweets, blog posts, memes, cartoons from award-winning cartoonist Mark Parisi, one-liners, verse, witty definitions, bushels of photographs, and more.

Here is your garden center of laughter about all things gardening-related — from compost to cutworms . . . sheds to shovels . . . bee stings to back pain . . . dibbers to dandelions . . . sunburn to slugs . . . seed packets to squirrels . . . lawn mowers to leaf blowers.

Enjoy bales of laughter in this romp through the world of gardening.

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Page 217 (CC) – “Raised bed vegetable garden,” by Normanack (Flickr) – cropped, grayscaled,

reduced transparency.

Page 224 (CC) – “Lycosidae – licósidos ‘araña lobo’” (Lycosidae lichens “wolf spider”), by Jacinta

lluch Valero (Flickr) – cropped, grayscaled, reduced opacity.

Page 229 (CC) – Cutworm, Clemson University - USDA Cooperative Extension Slide Series,

Bugwood.org – cropped, grayscaled.

Page 231 (CC) — “Vegetable garden, herb garden on the Kirchberg plateau, Reinhausen

(Gleichen),” by Nemracc (Wikimedia Commons) — cropped, grayscaled, person in hazmat suit

added.

Page 233 (CC) – “Compost,” by Alachua County (Flickr) – Oregon State University's student-run

organic farm in Corvallis – grayscaled.

Page 235 – “Sphagnum,” reprinted with permission from Ben Zvan Photography.

Page 239 – “Cucurbita pepo subsp. pepo Zucchini (zucchini) at Bichlhäusl in Frankenfels,

Austria,” by GT1976 (Wikimedia Commons) – cropped, grayscaled, reduced opacity.

Page 245 (CC) – “Zucchini,” by Jeremy Keith (Flickr) – grayscaled.

Page 247 (CC) – “Take my zucchini,” US Department of Agriculture, Institute of American Indian

Arts, Land-Grant Tribal College and University Land-Grant program (Gardner: Teresa Kaulaity

Quintana, Kiowa) – cropped, grayscaled.

Page 248 (CC) – “Datura stramonium (Jimson weed), Leaves chewed with 3 lined potato beetle

adults at Kawela Bridge, Molokai, Hawaii,” by Forest and Kim Starr (Flickr) – cropped, grayscaled,

rotated horizontally, reduced opacity.

Page 250 (CC) – “Two Jewels,” by Rison Thumboor (Flickr) – cropped, grayscaled.

Page 254 (CC) – “Praying mantis,” by Ted (Flickr) – grayscaled.

Page 255 (CC) – “Echeveria Elegans, Echeveria Anemone, Pachyphytum Compactum, Sedeveria

Letizia,” by Stephen Boisvert (Flickr) – cropped, grayscaled, reduced opacity.

Page 260 (CC) – “Crazy French Guy,” by miguelb (Flickr) – grayscaled.

Page 261 (CC) – “Two naughty kittens,” by Shellac (Flickr) – grayscaled.

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