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SEEDS & WEEDS: The Funniest Things People Have Said About GARDENING

Hours of laughter for gardeners (and anyone who likes to laugh). Dig in and discover a shedload of hilarious gardening tweets, blog posts, memes, cartoons from award-winning cartoonist Mark Parisi, one-liners, verse, witty definitions, bushels of photographs, and more. Here is your garden center of laughter about all things gardening-related — from compost to cutworms . . . sheds to shovels . . . bee stings to back pain . . . dibbers to dandelions . . . sunburn to slugs . . . seed packets to squirrels . . . lawn mowers to leaf blowers. Enjoy bales of laughter in this romp through the world of gardening.

Hours of laughter for gardeners (and anyone who likes to laugh).

Dig in and discover a shedload of hilarious gardening tweets, blog posts, memes, cartoons from award-winning cartoonist Mark Parisi, one-liners, verse, witty definitions, bushels of photographs, and more.

Here is your garden center of laughter about all things gardening-related — from compost to cutworms . . . sheds to shovels . . . bee stings to back pain . . . dibbers to dandelions . . . sunburn to slugs . . . seed packets to squirrels . . . lawn mowers to leaf blowers.

Enjoy bales of laughter in this romp through the world of gardening.

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266 QUIPPERY / SEEDS & WEEDS

Objects or events

Non-gardener

perception or response

Gardener perception

or response

A visit to the desert

outside of Las

Vegas

A visit to a Las

Vegas casino

A visit to Redwood

National Park

An old-fashioned

garden center

Plastic bags filled

with leaves

People buying

canned corn in the

summer

People wearing

Wellie boots

“Get me out of here!”

“I never knew a town

could be so exciting.”

“I’m wet, cold, and 300

miles from San

Francisco.”

“Where are the gas

grills?”

Bags of garbage

People buying corn

People who’ve forgotten

to take their medication

“I never knew the desert

could be so beautiful.”

“Get me out of here!”

“Who wouldn’t thought that

heaven was only 300 miles

from San Francisco?”

“What’s the spending limit on

my credit card?”

Free bags of mulch for next

year’s garden

People who’ve forgotten to

take their medication

Potential life-long

companions

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