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Netinalju Stalinist
15. Kas Lenini ~ Stalini portree või kuldraam? ||| Портрет Ленина ~
Сталина или золотая рама? ||| A portrait of Lenin ~ Stalin, or a golden
frame?
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Beckmann 53; Harris & Rabinovich 116; Телесин No 757; Борев Ф 132
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Еврей везет в Израиль портрет Ленина. “Это что?” спрашивают его на советской
границе. “Не “что”, а “кто”! Это Ленин!” – “Это кто?” спрашивают его при
приземлении в Израиле. “Не “кто”, а “что”! Это золотая рама!”
RUS 120
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На таможне у еврея вытаскивают из чемодана портрет Ленина. “А это что?”
– “Не “что”, а “кто”! Это наш дорогой Владимир Ильич!” На него посмотрели,
как на ненормального, и пропустили. На израильской таможне спрашивают:
“А это кто?” – “Не “кто”, а “что”. Это золотая рама. Вы меня поняли?”
RUS 1
http://www.petrosyan.ru/anecdot_75.shtml
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Juut hakkab Iisraeli sõitma, aga piiril kontrollitakse kõiki asju. Tehakse juudi kohver
lahti: “A eto tšto takoje?” – “Ne tšto eto takoje, a kto eto takoje. Eto ved’ klassik
marksizma-leninizma.” Pääseb Vene tollist läbi, aga Iisraelis uus toll. “A eto kto takoje?”
– “Ne kto eto takoje, a tšto eto takoje. Eto ved’ zolotaja ramotška.”
EST 1
Viikberg 35 [1978]
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“Bust of Stalin”
A few years ago, Joseph was finally given an exit permit by the Russians and allowed
to emigrate to Israel to join his family. He was told that he could only take what he
could pack into one suitcase. At Moscow airport he was stopped by an enormous
Customs officer who glared at him and snarled “Open the case!” Joseph opened the
case and the Russian rummaged through the meagre belongings and pulled out
a large bundle wrapped in old copies of Pravda. He unwrapped it to reveal a bust
of Stalin. “What is that?” snarled the customs officer. “What is that?” said Joseph
timidly. “You shouldn’t ask ‘What is that?’ – you should ask ‘Who is that?’ at is
our glorious leader Stalin. I’m taking it to my new home to remind me of all the
wonderful things that he did and the marvellous life that I am leaving behind.”
– “I always knew that you Jews were mad!” said the official, tossing the bust into
the case. “Go!” A few hours later Joseph arrived at Ben Gurion airport and was
confronted by an Israeli customs officer. “Shalom, Welcome to Israel. Open the
case!” Once again Joseph’s belongings were examined and the customs officer came
upon the bust. “What is that?” said the customs officer. “What is that?” said Joseph
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