internet humor about stalin netinalju stalinist - Eesti Rahvaluule

Arvo Krikmann
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Müügile lasti Brežnevi näopildiga postmargid. Mees ise väga uhke. Aga siis tahaks ta
muidugi teada saada, kuidas neil ka minekut on. Ja jõuavad kuuldused Brežnevi kõrvu,
et margid ei kleebi, ei jää ümbriku külge. Brežnev läheb ühe ajaleheputka juurde ja ostab
paar oma pildiga marki. Sülitab peale ja paneb ümbrikule. Ja kinni jääb väga hästi.
Siis küsib ta müüjalt, et mis jutt see on, et margid ei kleebi, ei jää ümbrikule peale.
“Aga rahvas sülitab teisele poolele,” ütleb müüja.
EST 1
Viikberg 89/90 [1975]
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When Bill Clinton completed 5 years of his Presidency, he wanted a special postage
stamp issued with his picture on it. He so instructed Hillary, stressing that it
should be of international quality. e stamps were duly released and Clinton was
pleased. But within a few days of release of the stamp, he began hearing complaints
that the stamp was not sticking properly, and he became furious. He called Hillary
and ordered her to investigate the matter. Hillary checked the matter out at several
post offices, and then reported the problem to Slick Willy. She said: “ere is nothing
wrong with the quality of the stamp. e problem is people are spitting on the
wrong side.”
ENG 10
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Arafat wants a postage stamp issued with his picture on it. So, he instructs his
people, stressing that it should be of high International quality. e stamps are
created, printed, and released. Arafat is very pleased. But within a few days of
release of the stamp, he begins hearing complaints that the stamp is not sticking,
and he became infuriated. He calls the people responsible and orders them to
investigate the matter. ey check the matter out at several post offices, and they
report the problem to Arafat. e report states: “ere is nothing wrong with the
quality of the stamp. e problem is people are spitting on the wrong side.”
ENG 6
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When Stalin completed 25 years of his rule over Russia, he wanted a special
postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He so instructed the Postmaster
General, stressing that it should be of international quality. e stamps issue were
duly released of the stamp, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not
sticking properly, and become furious. He called the chief of the Secret Service
and ordered him to investigate the matter. e chief checked the matter out at
several post offices, and then reported on the problem to Stalin. He said: “Sir, the
stamp is really of international quality. e problem is, our citizens are spitting
on the wrong side!”
ENG 6
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