internet humor about stalin netinalju stalinist - Eesti Rahvaluule

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Arrests due to the wrong toilet paper (newspaper with Stalin’s photo, rouble bill)
Kremlin wall is too high for the villains to climb over – From which side?
Wordplay: Onanist is shot for wasting the stockpile of sperm
RUS+ENG
Don’t remember whether he was a victim or an assault, but he looks suspicious
It does not matter who cast the votes, but who will count the votes
An arse with moustache
Stalin got Russia armed with the wooden plough, left it behind with an atomic bomb
Stalin: Happiness is to have an enemy, to destroy him and then drink a glass of good wine
Stalin introduces Beria: is is our Himmler!
Stalin, Hitler, Bill Gates ~ ... and two bullets: whom would you shoot?
Stalin: How many divisions does the Pope have?
Lenin – bald, Stalin – not bald, Khrushchev – bald, Brezhnev – not bald ...
Magadan – one capital city for Azeris and Armenians
Stalin’s proposal in Tehran: shoot 50,000 German officers
Sholokhov would like to bid farewell to his family (in case the article won’t be
successful)
Don’t worry, Timoshenko, Tukhachevsky will not need his head any longer
You can’t get more than 15 years for not guilty
Stalin asks Mironov: Did Kamenev confess? How much does the Soviet state weigh?
e acronym TORGSIN
RUS+GER
Without the person the problem disappears
Everything was English – even salt
OK, guys, the butt-break is over
Stalin and Mamlakat (Take away this filthy kid!)
Return his stuff to the Colonel!
Radek apologizes to the judges that they had to take such an effort in order to make
him confess
Stalin tells de Gaulle about Kaganovich: If he can’t manage the job, we’ll shoot him
RUS+FIN
A man curses Hitler ~ Truman (Whom did you have in mind?)
EST+ENG
Excuses or rhetorical questions?
What will happen when a plane with (Soviet) statesmen crashes
Why did Stalin work in nighttime? ~ Why did Lenin love mice?
FIN+ENG
e worst national disaster – Lenin’s birth, the second worst – his death
RUS
Stirlitz, put back the secret documents – people are worried!
Should we shoot the double or shave the moustache?
Birthday presents for Stirlitz
Stalin is dead – and the cult died with him! (wordplay)
Stalin ~ Stirlitz ~ Hussein ~ ... had two twins / doubles, three triplets and one
extension
Why should we have two Sinyavskys?
Wordplay: Папытка – нэ пытка! (A test is not a torture)
Wordplay on cult and cultural education
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