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Stalin: Beria has hairy legs, he does not need felt boots
Stalin: Roman Empire fell because secretaries began to run it
Stalin’s relationship with professors Nutsubidze and Mitin
Admiral Isakov should not worry about having only one leg – the previous Chief of
Headquarters had no head
War veteran narrates his memoirs to schoolchildren using obscene expressions
Armenian Radio: wordplay on “хрусталь” and “сталь” (literally: crystal / steel)
Bukharin about Stalin: Chengis-khan who has read Marx
Gelovani should be sent to learn his part not at Lake Riza but in Turukhansk region
If comrade Pushkin had lived in the 20th century, he would have also died in 1937
Why did Stalin present the movie ‘Volga Volga’ to Harriman?
Soviet soldier rapes German woman while shouting patriotic slogans
In Stalin’s opinion there are not too many but too few writer-millionaires
Stalin watches a TV programme and complains about Beria’s work
Stalin’s wordplay on hanging Alexandrov: За что? – За шею (literally: For what? – By
the neck)
Trotsky about Stalin: Greyness with an accent
Tupolev to Vasilevsky: I’ll put a marksman at the tail of the bomber when you grow
eyes on your arse
A present for the wedding anniversary: the family name Stalin
Georgian wants to know whereto Stalin has disappeared from the Mausoleum
Rabbit and wolf reply three questions
Who does not roll will not eat
How did Brezhnev become the First Secretary of the Communist Party of Moldavia
Everything was carried out by Stalin but the Jews are to blame
Why do all terrorists have beards, all dictators have moustache, etc?
What are jokes about Soviet statesmen like
Nizhni Novgorod has been renamed Gorky, but he is still alive – we may take care of that
e session of Soviet Union Communist Party Central Committee in the other world: I
said so already in my times
Putin to Stalin: e Chechens take pains to get to Kazakhstan
Putin: I’ll arrange such conditions for them that they’ll have nothing to shit on me
Advertisement: Stalin with his pipe and “Hazard to your health...”
Old veteran and sauna heater: Stalin used to drink beer after sauna and curse the
Soviet regime
Stalin asks Fadeyev whether he could, as a communist, finish his bout of drinking in a
shorter period
Stalin uses a plucked chicken to demonstrate the love of people
Stalin: I do not know ... fart! ... who stole your peas ... fart!
Praise names for Stalin
Stalin is offered peace: wordplay with “мир” (literally: world / peace)
Trotsky feels that he has more power over Russia in Mexico than under Stalin’s rule in
Moscow
Chukchi thinks his life was better under Stalin: he had it still standing
e difference between Russian and Ukrainian languages
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Hitler wants to kill 14 million Jews and a bicycle repairman
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