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Netinalju Stalinist
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Õpetaja küsib Vovotškalt: “Kes on su isa?” – “Seltsimees Stalin!” – “Aga kes on su
ema?” – “Nõukogude kodumaa.” – “Aga kelleks sa saada tahad?” – “Vaeslapseks!”
EST 8
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Õpetaja küsis Jukult: “Kes on su isa?” – “Seltsimees Stalin!” – “Aga kes on su ema?”
– “Nõukogude kodumaa.” – “Aga kelleks sa tahad saada?” – “Vaeslapseks!”
EST 2
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A teacher asks: “Vovochka, who is your father?” – “Comrade Stalin.” – “Well, who is your
mother?” – “Our Soviet motherland.” – “And what do you want to be?” – “An orphan...”
ENG 3
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Russian class of indoctrinated 6 year olds: Teacher: “Who is your father?” Child 1:
“Joseph Stalin.” – “Who is your mother?” – “Mother Russia.” – “What do you want
to be when you grow up?” – “An engineer.” Teacher: “Who is your father?” Child 2:
“Joseph Stalin.” – “Who is your mother?” – “Mother Russia.” – “What do you want
to be when you grow up?” – “A Doctor.” Teacher: “Who is your father?” Child 3:
“Joseph Stalin.” – “Who is your mother?” – “Mother Russia.” – “What do you want
to be when you grow up?” – “A Chemist.” Teacher: “Who is your father?” Child 4:
“Joseph Stalin.” – “Who is your mother?” – “Mother Russia.” – “What do you want
to be when you grow up?” – “ A Physicist.” Teacher: “Who is your father?” Child 5:
“Joseph Stalin.” – “Who is your mother?” – “Mother Russia.” – “What do you want
to be when you grow up?” – “A Policeman.” Teacher: “Who is your father?” Child 6:
“Joseph Stalin.” – “Who is your mother?” – “Mother Russia.” – “What do you want
to be when you grow up?” – “A General.” Teacher: “Who is your father?” Child 7
(Jewish): “Joseph Stalin.” – “Who is your mother?” – “Mother Russia.” – “What do
you want to be when you grow up?” – “An Orphan!!”
ENG 2
Ascent Jewish Jokes Archive
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In the Soviet school, a teacher asks a student: “Who is your father?” – “Stalin.”
– “Who is your mother?” – “Soviet Union.” – “And whom do you want to become?”
– “An orphan...”
ENG 1
http://indeur.tripod.com/SovietJokes.html
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One day an officer is visiting a Russian school. He comes up to little Lyova. “Who is
your mother, little boy?” – “Mother Russia.” – “And who is your father?” – “Comrade
Stalin.” – “And what do you want to be when you grow up?” – “An orphan.”
ENG 1
Russian jokes
http://www.jokes.pp.ru/c14p2.pl
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