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Arvo Krikmann
http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/bigfatliar/184.html
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A guy who wanders in asks the barkeep: “Hey, isn’t that Bush and Powell sitting
over there?” – “Yep, that’s them.” e guy ambles over. “Hello, what are you guys
doing?” – “We’re planning World War III,” Bush replies. “Really? What’s going to
happen?” – “We’re going to kill 25 million Afghans and a bicycle repairman.” – “A
bicycle repairman??” Bush turns to Powell: “See, Colin, I told you no one would
worry about 25 million Afghans!”
ENG 1
http://inic.utexas.edu/~bennett/__310/911.html
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Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman: “Isn’t
that Bush and Powell?” e barman said: “Yep, that’s them.” So the guy walked over
and said: “Hello. What are you guys doing?” Bush said: “We’re planning World War
III.” e guy asked: “Really? What’s going to happen?” Bush said: “Well, we’re going
to kill 3 million Iraqis and one bicycle repairman.” e guy exclaimed: “Why are
you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!” Bush turned to Powell and said: “See, I told
you no one would worry about the 3 million Iraqis!”
ENG 1
http://www.satanosphere.com/story/2003/4/9/202545/7404
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G. W. Bush, Tony Blair and a couple of other people are having a dinner at White
House. Bush and Blair are talking and talking until one of the other guests is asking
G. W. Bush: “What are you talking about?” Bush: “We are planning World War III.”
e guest: “So what exactly are you planning?” Bush: “We’re going to kill about 40
million Muslims an one dentist.” e guest: “Why are you killing a dentist?” Bush
to Tony Blair: “See what I said? Nobody will be asking for the Muslims.”
ENG 1
http://surrealist.org/prayforpeace/bushjokes.html
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George Bush and Pervez Musharraf are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the
barman: “Isn’t that George and Pervez?” e barman says: “Yep, thats them.” So the
guy walks over and says: “Hello, what are you guys doing?” And George Bush says:
“We’re planning war against Afghanistan.” And the guy says: “Really? What’s going to
happen?” And Bush says: “Well, we’re going to kill 14 million Afghans and one bicycle
repairman.” And the guy exclaimed: “A bicycle repairman?!” So Bush turns to Musharraf
and says: “ See, I told you no one would worry about the 14 million Afghans!”
ENG 1
http://www.dcs.shef.ac.uk/~hamish/jokes.html
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President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar when a guy walks in and asks
the barman: “Isn’t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?” e barman says: “Yep,
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