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Netinalju Stalinist
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Yasser Arafat ~ Arafat wanted a special postage stamp issued with his picture on
it. He so instructed his people, stressing that it should be of international quality.
e stamps were duly released and Arafat was pleased. But within a few days of
release of the stamp, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking
properly, and he became furious. He called the people responsible and ordered
them to investigate the matter. ey checked the matter out at several post offices,
and then reported the problem to Arafat. Report said: “ere is nothing wrong with
the quality of the stamp. e problem is people are spitting on the wrong side.”
ENG 5
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Laloo wanted a special postage stamp issued with his picture on it. So, he instructed
his people, stressing that it should be of international quality. e stamps were
duly released and Laloo was pleased. But within a few days of release of the stamp,
he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and he became
furious. He called the people responsible and ordered them to investigate the
matter. ey checked the matter out at several post offices, and then reported the
problem to Laloo. e report said: “ere is nothing wrong with the quality of the
stamp. e problem is people are spitting on the wrong side.”
ENG 4
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Bush wants a postage stamp issued with his picture on it, so, he instructs his people,
stressing that it should be of high international quality. e stamps are created,
printed and released. Bush is very pleased, but within a few days of the release of
the stamp, he is hearing complaints that the stamp is not sticking, and he becomes
infuriated. He calls the people responsible and orders them to investigate the matter.
ey check the matter out at several post offices, and they report the problem to
Bush. e report states: “ere is nothing wrong with the quality of the stamp. e
problem is people are spitting on the wrong side.”
ENG 3
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Jean Chrétien wants a postage stamp issued with his picture on it. So, he instructs
his people, stressing that it should be of high International quality. e
stamps are created, printed and released. Jean Chrétien is very pleased. But
within a few days of release of the stamp, he is hearing complaints that the stamp
is not sticking, and he became infuriated. He calls the people responsible and
orders them to investigate the matter. ey check the matter out at several post
offices, and they report the problem to Chrétien. e report states: “ere is
nothing wrong with the quality of the stamp. e problem is people are spitting
on the wrong side.”
ENG 3
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