internet humor about stalin netinalju stalinist - Eesti Rahvaluule

Arvo Krikmann
getting born in a Communist country was the best thing that happened to it.” e
teacher was totally excited. Here was a little boy so taken in by all the propaganda
that he actually believed Communism was heavenly. She called the District Official
to ask him to come over as soon as he could. As transportation was primitive, the
District Official took some days to get there. He was given the best treatment and
the boy was duly called to tell him what the kitten had said. e boy came in and
said: “e cat gave birth to kittens and one of the kittens spoke to me. It said that
being born in a Communist country was the worst thing that had happened to it.”
– “But that is not what it said the last time you talked to me,” the angry teacher retorted.
“Yes,” said the boy, “since then its eyes have opened.”
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There is this story about a group of political prisoners meeting one day in a
concentration camp, somewhere in Siberia. After a day of back-breaking work,
they sit eating their thin potato soup, and hearing the icy wind blowing through
the broken glass of the windows of their barrack. As they hug together to get
a bit of warmth, they tell each other of how they ended there. They were trozkyists,
revisionists, sicophants, or other enemies of the people. One of them,
though, has a long story to tell.
“It was not because of politics. I was the head master of a school, a kindergarten,
actually. Just that, I never got involved in politics, not at all. But one day I
heard that Stalin in person was going to visit my school. So I started thinking
very hard about what I could have done to impress him, and. I asked to the children
if they had something that they would like to tell to comrade Stalin. So,
there was this little girl, so nice, who said: “Well, I would say this to comrade
Stalin: my cat has just had a litter of five kittens and they all are good communists.”
I was delighted of having such a promising young pupil and some days
afterwards, when Stalin came, I hastened to introduce her to him. So the little
girl came up and said aloud: “Comrade Stalin, my cat had a litter of five kittens
and they are all good liberal democrats.” As Stalin’s guards were dragging me
out, I could still ask the girl a question: “Why in the world did you say that?
Hadn’t you said last time that the kittens were all good communists?” And she
answered: “Yes, but by now they have opened their eyes.”
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Soviet jokes: Collected by Ugo Bardi
http://www.unifi.it/unifi/surfchem/solid/bardi/sovietjokes.html
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“e Russian Kommunist Kitten Joke”.
ere was a man digging salt in a forced labour camp somewhere in the frozen
wastes of Siberia. His comrades asked him “How did you get here? Are you a
trotskyist, revisionist, sicophant, or just another enemy of the people?” e man
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