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Stalin to Rokossovsky ~ Vannikov: Couldn’t you find a better time to sit (in jail)!
Why does Comrade Khrushchev look so pale?
A sign on the wall of Stalin’s birthplace: It is easier to avoid a fire than fight it later on
Stalin asks Academician Tarle whether he has read the latest ‘Pravda’
Stalin hit Trotsky’s head with a stick
I won’t trade a marshal for a soldier!
Lvov was never a Russian city, but Warsaw was
Rabinovich asks to be shot at his own request
e weather forecast should predict the opposite, then they’d be accurate more often
Stalin to Tupolev: You should have reported on me to the Central Committee
On the dress of the kolkhoz woman by Mukhina appears the face of Trotsky
To do a successful job, film director Alexandrov requires a book with Stalin’s autograph
Stalin tells his mother that he is somewhat like a Czar now
Stalin to Khrushchev: My little Marx!
Stalin’s dream did not verify those of Churchill and Roosevelt
Give Landau to Kapitsa – can’t you see that he desperately needs him!
Budyonnyi to Voroshilov: ey take only the intelligent ones
A Georgian tells a parable about the crow, the cheese and the fox
Just in case, both the fire wood and the church have to go
Stalin intimidates Kalinin because of foreign cigars
We’ll keep the end of ‘Suosanin’, but we’ll remove Bolshakov
I thought that only savage people had leaders
Economy has taken a big step forward from the edge of precipice
Stalin carried out the dreams of Peter the Great
Stalin beats Khrushchev’s head with the phone: Were are your Germans!?
Stalin’s heritage: a pair of boots, four roubles and a huge empire
ese are my donkies – I’ll put them wherever I want to
Journalist Yudin makes an interview with Stalin on the topic of Moscow underground
No oil means no more Baybakov
Chairman Mao wants to settle 20 million Chinese in the USSR’s Far East
Yezhov has “material” even on Stalin himself
Stalin criticises the bad shape of kolkhoz roads
Stalin plays bridge with his military marshals
Stalin gives canned meat from Magadan to Stirlitz as an award
Stalin threatens to kill Mikoyan for courting his own wife
Stalin: Emperor Alexander reached Paris
Stanislavsky–Alexeyev shakes hands with Stalin–Dzhugashvili
e super computer constructs the most popular Russian joke
Wordplay: ”Картошку выбросили” (rew out the potato)
Let Zhukov bring his plan the next time, today we’ll sink Isakovsky’s plan
ey lie like eyewitnesses
is Yago is a brilliant organizer
Academician Bogomolec, the director of the Institute of Gerontology, dies at the age of 65
Stalin criticises the movie ‘e train heads to the east’ – gets off at Demyanovka ~ Omsk
In the Mausoleum next to Stalin lies his Lenin’s order
Ararat does not stand in Armenia, neither does the half moon in Turkey
Work brigade leader Ivanova is decorated with Stalin’s bust – the bitch deserves it!
What a pity, we don’t give awards for honesty!
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