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e sun tells Stalin ~ Brezhnev: F... off, I’m already in the west!
If only Napoleon had owned ‘Pravda’
RUS+EST+GER
Stalin’s single “yes” to Churchill (a response to the question: “Is the connection all right?”)
e summer cottage of Papanin ~ Rokossovsky just needs the sign Kindergarten
Don’t tell anyone that I’ve saved your life!
Stalin scares the devil ~ an ox: threatens to send him to a kolkhoz
RUS+FIN+ENG
Why did not Khrushchev rebel against Stalin?
EST+ENG+GER
If Stalin were dead, we could say “ank God”
RUS+EST
Lenin’s era felt like a tunnel, Stalin’s era like – a tram...
Lenin showed how one might rule, Stalin showed how one should rule
Agreed. Josif Volgin
e right one got killed
Prizes at the contest of Stalin-jokes
What happened to Petya Ivanov ~ herdsman Ivan ~ ...
From the posthumously rehabilitated to the posthumously repressed
I’ll sing about Stalin – just try to give a modest applause!
Stalin will not wait for Kennedy with an axe in his hand
Hoover cured people from drinking, Stalin from eating
Vladimir the Wise ~ the Impostor, Josif the Terrible, ...
Comrade Dantes, Comrade Pushkin has just left!
What did Khrushchev manage and what he did not manage to carry out
If Stalin woke up, Nikita would run past the Americans ~ faster than a car ~ ...
Stalin has come out of his coma: the delegates of the intermediate congresses are
ordered to gather at the train station ...
Arrested for being late, for being early and for being on time
I may shout even in Red Square: “Off with Truman! ~ Reagan is dumb! ~ ...”
ey do not have even bullets nowadays!
Stalin asks Zhukov if the plan was discussed with Colonel Brezhnev
Gorbachev’s ~ ... height 68 cm ~ up to “there”
Peter opened a window to Europe, Stalin closed it
Leninism, Stalinism, Onanism
Stalin showed Europe to Ivan, and Ivan to Europe
Predecessors of Khrushchev wear nametags ‘TK’ in Heaven
ey want the one who cheats everybody
Stalin’s 6 preconditions – 3 kopeks
Stalin’s agreement with Radek: to give up jokes / repressions
Trotsky’s wordplay with quotations and references
Radek to Stalin: at joke I have not told yet
All right, Raya
e neighbour was faster to report on the joke
Stalin is the head of personnel in Heaven, hires Khrushchev to be janitor
‘Pravda’ ~ ‘Iskra’ is a good paper – pretty soft material
Chastushka: Winter has passed, and so has summer...
e money spent on Stalin’s funeral could have buried the whole Political Bureau
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