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“this is not Lenin.” – “Yes,” said the owner, “you are right. is is Stalin.” – “And the
woman?” – “She is Lenin’s wife.” – “And where is Lenin?” – “Ah, Lenin is in Paris!!”
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http://www10.brinkster.com/ecuadorgr/jokeseng.asp?offset=10
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I know a good Stalin joke....
ere was one guy who was a real fan of Stalin. He did collect all things that had to
do with Stalin. Pics, videos, books, biographies, almost everything. Once he heard
that there is a painting called “Stalin in Vienna”. ey said it was a unique piece, a
piece of real art, a magnificent painting. So he was desperate about getting it. He
needed it badly. He searched a lot, he even hired a private investigator to trace where
is the original one. And he found out that it was in a monastery in deep Siberia. So
he traveled all the way there packed with money and happy that he will have soon in
his hands something of one of a kind. So he reached monastery after hours of travel,
going through snow and ice and going through all kinds of difficulties. He went in,
a priest came and asked him what he wanted. He said: “I want to buy the painting
“Stalin in Vienna”.” e priest said that this was not for sell. e man said: “I will give
you 1 million dollars just to get it. I’ll give everything. Plz, plz, plz.” e priest refused
again and again but after all the pressure he said: “I’ll take [yo]u just to see it. I can’t
do more.” So they went very deep down some stairs, behind some huge locked doors
and into a cellar. e priest said: “Here is the painting.” e man look[ed] on the wall
to the painting and he saw, one man and a woman laying naked on a bed in a hot erotic
manouevre. He said: “Who is this woman?” e priest said: “It’s Stalin’s wife.” e
man said: “Who is this man?” e priest said: “It is her lover!” e man said: “What? I
don’t understand... So where is Stalin?” And the priest: “In Vienna....!”
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http://forum.nakedsquid.com/read.php?TID=198
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ere is a famous joke about a Russian artist commissioned by Stalin to paint a
picture of Lenin in Warsaw to commemorate the 10th anniversary of the Soviet occupation
of Poland. When the artist requested a photograph of Lenin in the Polish
capital, Stalin replied that, actually, Lenin had never been to Warsaw – actually, the
Bolshevik leader had never left Russia. So, on the 10th anniversary, the Communist
dignitaries all gathered in Stalin’s private study and, after removing the sheet covering
the painting, there was a unanimous gasp: the painting portrayed Stalin in
bed with Lenin’s wife. Stalin, absolutely shocked by the insubordination of the artist,
shouts: “What is this? is is not of what I asked you to paint! Where is Lenin?!”
To which the artist coolly responds: “Why, Lenin is in Warsaw, of course.”
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Michael Star, History and Heroes
http://www-tech.mit.edu/V122/N39/col39Guest.39c.html
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