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e person is gone, but the personal cult persists
e 22nd Congress ended with carrying out the corpse
Khrushchev was seen by the Mausoleum on a bunk bed
Chastushka with staple lines: 30 ~ 10 ~ ... years we licked the arse...
Wordplay on cult and cultural goods
Wordplay on “культ личности / культ двуличности” (literally: personal cult / cult of
hypocrisy)
Soon the whole Siberia will speak Lithuanian ~ Latvian ~ Kolyma will speak Estonian /
Comrade Zhukov, commence!
A clock in the shape of the Mausoleum
Why actors who have played Stalin pull their hair
What shall we do? – Envy him!
e Devil to Marx: Here’s a dividend from your ‘Capital’!
We indeed had the cult, but we also had the person
e last resort for the Czechs – Stalinism with a human face
e secret code of Churchill: “A dead ~ old eagle will not fly ~ fall out of its nest”
Stalin’s phone call scares the director of MHAT to death
Sign the order to liquidate the literate ones!
Gorky is chained to the bed – release him!
A man from Volgograd and a traffic inspector from Tbilisi
Wordplay: Stalin swears with unprintable letters
Statesmen criticise a poem “Муха-муха, цокотуха” (“e fly, the jabberer”)
Chastushka about Stalin’s daughter who ran off
Soviet pilots talk prison slang
Why on earth couldn’t Stalin’s mother have an abortion!
Chastushka: Stalin’s our darling, Stalin’s our love...
Chastushka: ...We began to adore Khrushchev as if he were our beloved Stalin
Stalin would donate all his blood for the cause of the proletariat
Stalin never went abroad but Khrushchev travelled a lot in the USSR
Stalin hid himself in the Mausoleum to escape the Interim Government
Lenin’s laughter was contagious, only Sverdlov could not catch it as he dropped dead in 1919
Müller wants to tell Stirlitz a joke about Stalin
Chastushka: Oh, my little cucumbers, oh, my little tomatoes...
Stalin threatens to impose another widow on Lenin
Trotsky: Stalin is the most conspicuous mediocrity
Arafat allured the Israelis into Ram Allah ~ Beirut ~ to the Gaza River ~ ... and waits
now for the severe Russian winter to start
Stalin was an ordinary madman who suffered from megalomania
You had too much yesterday, Comrade Tikhonov!
Budyonnyi responds to the arrest with machine-gun fire
Brezhnev remembers neither Stalin nor Luis Corvalan
We may shoot the slackers, but their percentage persists
Zhukov has an excellent plan
By the end of the five-year period: cars ... tractors ... / beggars ... corpses are all lined up
Churchill: e difference between Stalin and Hitler are their moustache
Briefly or in detail, but the limit is three minutes
Stalin gives an order to shoot the captain who arrests Academician Varga
Stalin orders not to disturb his rest in the other world
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