internet humor about stalin netinalju stalinist - Eesti Rahvaluule

Arvo Krikmann
292. Hitler tahab tappa 14 miljonit juuti ja jalgrattaparandaja ~ ... Bush
ja Powell 140 miljonit iraaklast... ~ ... ||| Гитлер хочет убить 14 миллионов
евреев и ремонтника велосипедов ~ ... Буш и Пауэлл 140
миллионов иракцев... ~ ... ||| Hitler wants to kill 14 million Jews and a
bicycle repairman
SUM=106/29 ENG 106/29 (ref 2/2)
~ Benton & Loomes 61; Beckmann 53; ~ Lukes & Galnoor 139; Harris &
Rabinovich 122/3
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Hitler and Stalin are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman: “Isn’t that
Hitler and Stalin?” e barman says: “Yep, thats them.” So the guy walks over and
says: “Hello, what are you guys doing?” And Hitler says: “We’re planning World
war 3.” And the guy says: “Really? What’s going to happen?” And Hitler says: “Well,
we’re going to kill 14 million Jews this time and one bicycle repairman.” And the
guy exclaimed: “A bicycle repairman?!!” So Hitler turns to Stalin and says: “See, I
told you no one would worry about the 14 million Jews!”
ENG 4
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A man walked into a bar and saw Hitler and Stalin, so he asked the bartender if
they really were Hitler and Stalin. e bartender said: “Oh yea, that’s them alright.”
e guy then walked up to them and said: “Hey, guys, what are you two doing?”
Hitler said: “We’re planning on killing 14 million Jews and one bicycle repairman.”
e guy then looked confused: “Why do you guys want to kill one bicycle repairman?”
Stalin then immediatly looked at Hitler and said: “See, I told you, nobody
would care about the 14 million Jews!”
ENG 1
http://www.forwardgarden.com/forward/46424.html
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[Bush & Powell + 140 million Iraqis ]
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[Bush & Powell + 10 million Afghans]
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[Bush & Powell + 10 million Iraqis ]
ENG 12 colvar
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[Bush & Powell + 140 million Afghans]
ENG 11 colvar
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[Vajpayee & Bush + 14 million Pakistanis]
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