internet humor about stalin netinalju stalinist - Eesti Rahvaluule

Arvo Krikmann
296. Kuidas rääkida oma naisele anekdooti Stalinist: teki all, padi pea
peal sosinal... ||| Как нужно рассказывать своей жене анекдоты про
Сталина: шепотом под одеялом, голова под подушкой ||| How to tell
your wife a joke about Stalin: under the blanket, pillows over your head
and whispering
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A listener sends a question to a radio station: “Please tell me, was it possible for
a man in Nazi Germany to tell his wife a joke about Hitler?” e radio station
answers: “Of course it was possible, in exactly the same way you could tell a joke
about Stalin. Namely, to do so you and your wife had to lock the doors, to close the
windows, to go to bed, thoroughly tuck in the covers from all sides, put a pillow, or
better two pillows over your heads, and whisper the joke, strictly adhering to a twominute
time limit.”
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Collection of Russian Jokes
http://chaos.fullerton.edu/peralaug.html
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Question: Was it possible to criticize Hitler? Answer: Sure. e same way as you
criticized Stalin. You had to lock yourself in your bedroom, hide under two, or better
three covers, place a pillow, or better two pillows on top of the blankets over
your head, and then whisper whatever your soul wishes about the dictator, strictly
adhering to a five-minute limit.
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http://www.nctimes.net/~mark/htmjokes/armenrad.htm
297. Stalin Beriale: Jäta füüsikud rahule, võime nad hiljemgi maha lasta
||| Сталин Берии: Оставь физиков в покое, мы можем расстрелять
их и позже ||| Stalin to Beria: Leave the physicists alone, we can shoot
them later
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Stalin to Beria: “Listen, Lavrenti. Leave the physicists alone. ey’re doing the job.
We can always shoot them later.”
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Cold war I: Citizen Kurchatov
http://www.opb.org/lmd/coldwar/citizenk/activities/print.html
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Visiting government bureaucrats questioned the loyalty of scientists and accused
some of sabotage. Political ideologues in the sciences also threatened Kurchatov’s
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