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table, shaking the glass of water at its corner and causing a pen to roll. “Guards,” he
ordered again, “take the second row of the representatives out and...” en, from all
the way in the back row of the auditorium, came a quiet, high pitched voice, straining
to be heard: “Comrade Stalin, Comrade Stalin! Please, it was I! Ivan Denisovich
from Yakutsk!” – “Ah,” said Stalin, “God bless you, Ivan Denisovich.” And then,
after a brief pause, he droned: “Oil Industry up... 25%...”
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Like the old joke about Stalin:
A young boy asks his grandfather about Stalin, and the grandfather replies that
Comrade Stalin was stern but just. Once at a party congress Stalin was speaking
when somebody in the hall sneezed. “Who sneezed?” Stalin demanded. Silence. So
he made the first row stand up and had them all shot. en the second row. Eventually,
someone near the back of the hall called out to confess. “Bless you, comrade,”
Stalin answered. “You see,” says the grandfather, “stern but just.” And ‘stern but
just’ is the sort of image the current leadership is trying to project.
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Time Online
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,90948,00.html
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Stalin is giving a speech at a meeting of the Communist party. As he speaks, someone
in the audience sneezes loudly. Stalin stops speaking and says: “Who did it?”
Nobody answers, and Stalin says again, louder: “Who did it!” Again nobody dares
to speak, so Stalin orders to the guards to take out of the room the first row of
listeners and shoot them. After the noise of the shots is heard, Stalin says again:
“Well, who did it?” Again, no answer. So Stalin orders the guards to take out of the
room a second row of people and to shoot them outside. After that, when Stalin
asks again his question, a man from one of the back rows rises up and says: “Well, I
am sorry, comrade Stalin, I did it.” Stalin looks at him and says: “Ah, yes comrade,
God bless you.”
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Soviet Jokes: Collected by Ugo Bardi
http://www.unifi.it/unifi/surfchem/solid/bardi/sovietjokes.html
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Meine Ehrerbietung an den großen Stalin ist ein politischer Witz für den man damals
in der SU bis zu 25 Jahre Workuta bekommen konnte:
Auf einer Versammlung mit Stalin als Hauptredner niest ein Irgendjemand. Stalin
erkundigt sich sofort: “Wer hat hier geniest?” Da sich niemand aus gutem Grund
meldet, winkt der Freund der Völker eine Brigade Geheimpolizisten in den Saal
und läßt sämtlich die in der ersten Reihe Sitzenden liquidieren. Er fragt erneut:
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