OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 2
Originally posted Apr 08, 2004
I was sitting in my house cleaning my shotgun, after having
helped execute a 1972 Maverick that was disobedient one time
too often, when Crazy Steve's wife came by to borrow - get this
- a box of shells.
Joking around, I asked her what she was planning to cook. She
showed me an enlarged picture of Sadr, the Iraqi cleric, and
said that Crazy Steve wanted to blast away at it for a
while...she also explained that he sent her, because he was
afraid of my dog.
"Afraid of Bowzer?", I asked. "Bowzer LIKES him. He just
plays a little rough."
She said she didn't doubt that, and would I please loan her a
box of #7. She seemed perfectly okay with this idea of Steve's
and said she only wished that he could kill some real Iraqis,
who are (of course) dangerous beasts.
"No need for that", I responded, "plenty of dead Iraqis today.
Want to see?" Then I showed her THIS:
http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/8CB7C17E-F69E-48A2-
8034-DEA425192815.htm
WARNING: VERY graphic
She got very upset, and said that wasn't what she meant. She
didn't mean BABIES, fer chrissakes.
"Oh, I don't know about that, Millie...they'll just grow up to be
or kill me