OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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Loki worshipper with a penchant for laughing til your guts
bleed? Great. Make some normals laugh, too. They could use
it…and feel free to cheerfully shovel sand in the gears of
society at any opportunity. More details on this in future
articles.
Or maybe you’re an Emo kid, whose world has just come to an
end because Nightwish won’t be playing your town this tour.
That’s okay, too...The Good Reverend isn’t here to judge you.
Simply ask yourself this: How can my outlook on life be used
to smite those that are begging for it? Martha Stewart is your
natural enemy…start there.
Now, don’t be fooled…not everyone is the next Martin Luther
King. Ask yourself this, though…where would Doctor King
have been without the horde of decent people that stood behind
him? Same goes for Gandhi. A single pebble can start a
rockslide, and a single loud noise can begin an avalanche.
Doesn’t sound like much, does it? Well, fear not…for we have
one HUGE advantage: normal society doesn’t take us
seriously. Hell, most of them don’t even realize we exist. The
average Joe thinks of Pagans as a few Goths and a Satanist,
who hang around cemeteries and drink Absinthe while reciting
bad poetry (and for those of you who ARE like that, thanks for
the camouflage). We are under the radar of everyday
society…this allows us to act with near impunity. So long as
we exist in the shadows, we can accomplish amazing things, if
we actually get off of our asses.
The one thing you should NOT expect is unity of message.
This is actually another advantage, as it makes the source of
any problems really hard to pin down. Some of you are meat
eaters, and some of you are vegans, for example. Promote
YOUR message, which will be all the more effective because
you BELIEVE in it. Do NOT commence hectoring random
or kill me