OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Originally posted May 04, 2004
Many of the people who are in Bad Trouble this week make a
mockery of the saying, "there is no such thing as bad
publicity". People like Richard Nixon and Wilbur Mills used to
say that. They are long gone, now...after learning, the hard
way, that it only applies to show business.
Nazi Ray, still cranked up from hearing tales of the torture of
Iraqis, took it into his head to deal out a little of his own, by
assaulting Saleem, the owner of the local gas station. Saleem
first kicked his ass, then had him hauled away like a rabid
dawg by the local police. He has, as they say, been "taken into
the system"...no more fun for you, Bubba, for a long, long
time.
Crazy Steve is, once again, also enjoying the hospitality of the
county, for beating Millie up (again). Unlike Ray, he'll be out
soon, and Millie will (again), take him back. Fortunately, I do
not have to hear (this time) about how Crazy Steve "isn't really
a bad man, he just has a temper. It's just his way."...as Millie is
visiting her parents, to get her head together.
So, I'm all alone out here, with nothing but the news to keep
me company....which leads me to ANOTHER set of yahoos
who are in Bad Trouble; the Bush administration, the
Pentagon, and 20 Nazi thugs who have seen fit to disgrace the
uniform, by torturing helpless captives, many of whom were,
apparently, simply scooped up in mass sweeps.
What the fuck were these people thinking? Were they thinking
at all? Do they not realize that the hideous stories that are
getting out (and were doomed to get out) will result in even
MORE attacks on our kids overseas? Are you ready for that?
or kill me