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OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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the left feels morally superior to the right, the right<br />

congratulates itself on squashing the left, and everyone esle is<br />

ground into hamburger. Regular joes blame each other for the<br />

countries problems, based on whether or not the schmuck in<br />

question listens to Rush Limbaugh. Both sides blame the<br />

opposition that's IN washington, but neither side blames the<br />

corporations that have PURCHASED THEIR<br />

GOVERN<strong>ME</strong>NT FROM UNDERNEATH THEM!<br />

Now, having grown up in Canada (ands visiting folks back<br />

home often), I know that things are not perfect there, but ask<br />

yourself these questions: Do you have to pee in a bottle or take<br />

a frickin' POLYGRAPH to get a job? Can a cop say, "Gee, you<br />

have a lot of money in your pocket? We'll have to confiscate it;<br />

you look like someone that fits the profile of someone who<br />

MIGHT be a drug-dealer" Do you have foriegn-born<br />

CITIZENS who have to have their PAPERW<strong>OR</strong>K IN<br />

<strong>OR</strong>DER?<br />

That's how it is in the Great Grey Monolith...and the W<strong>OR</strong>ST<br />

part is, of the people who are PAYING ATTENTION, 50%<br />

SUPP<strong>OR</strong>T this bullshyt! These same lobotomized slaves then<br />

wonder why nothing FEELS RIGHT anymore; your smokes<br />

are mouldy, you can't get a light, sex isn't what it USED to be,<br />

your head always hurts; you ask yourself, "Is that pain in my<br />

shoulder integestion, or a heart attack" and you DON'T CARE<br />

what the answer is, really. We have the Mann Act, which<br />

regulates SEXUAL M<strong>OR</strong>ALITY at the FEDERAL level...hell,<br />

you can't even get busy with your favorite partner/doll/farm<br />

animal anymore, and BIG RED STRAPS are OUT OF THE<br />

QUESTION!<br />

This is NOT just a bytch-session, though...it is a WARNING!<br />

When I go back to Canada, each time I see more and more<br />

cultural contamination. I see "music channels" that don't play<br />

music, I see a frickin' McDonalds on every corner and every<br />

or kill me

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