OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia
OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia
OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia
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the left feels morally superior to the right, the right<br />
congratulates itself on squashing the left, and everyone esle is<br />
ground into hamburger. Regular joes blame each other for the<br />
countries problems, based on whether or not the schmuck in<br />
question listens to Rush Limbaugh. Both sides blame the<br />
opposition that's IN washington, but neither side blames the<br />
corporations that have PURCHASED THEIR<br />
GOVERN<strong>ME</strong>NT FROM UNDERNEATH THEM!<br />
Now, having grown up in Canada (ands visiting folks back<br />
home often), I know that things are not perfect there, but ask<br />
yourself these questions: Do you have to pee in a bottle or take<br />
a frickin' POLYGRAPH to get a job? Can a cop say, "Gee, you<br />
have a lot of money in your pocket? We'll have to confiscate it;<br />
you look like someone that fits the profile of someone who<br />
MIGHT be a drug-dealer" Do you have foriegn-born<br />
CITIZENS who have to have their PAPERW<strong>OR</strong>K IN<br />
<strong>OR</strong>DER?<br />
That's how it is in the Great Grey Monolith...and the W<strong>OR</strong>ST<br />
part is, of the people who are PAYING ATTENTION, 50%<br />
SUPP<strong>OR</strong>T this bullshyt! These same lobotomized slaves then<br />
wonder why nothing FEELS RIGHT anymore; your smokes<br />
are mouldy, you can't get a light, sex isn't what it USED to be,<br />
your head always hurts; you ask yourself, "Is that pain in my<br />
shoulder integestion, or a heart attack" and you DON'T CARE<br />
what the answer is, really. We have the Mann Act, which<br />
regulates SEXUAL M<strong>OR</strong>ALITY at the FEDERAL level...hell,<br />
you can't even get busy with your favorite partner/doll/farm<br />
animal anymore, and BIG RED STRAPS are OUT OF THE<br />
QUESTION!<br />
This is NOT just a bytch-session, though...it is a WARNING!<br />
When I go back to Canada, each time I see more and more<br />
cultural contamination. I see "music channels" that don't play<br />
music, I see a frickin' McDonalds on every corner and every<br />
or kill me