OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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supervisor, I caught an interviewee doing just the above (by
luck), and HIRED HIM ANYWAY, for two reasons.
1. He had guts and initiative.
2. A guy with that kind of chutzpah is GOING to liven things up (Hail
Eris!)
Obviously, this tactic will not do you much good if you feel the
need to be, say, a brain surgeon; it works best to get in on a
low-to-middle tier management job.
The best part is, YOU CANNOT GET IN TROUBLE FOR
THIS...the worst thing that can happen is that you won't get a
job that YOU COULDN'T GET IF YOU WERE HONEST.
Beautiful, ain't it?
As for minutia, such as a college education, etc...NOBODY
checks for the validity of your claims. Hedge your bets by
getting ahold of a REAL diploma, scan it, edit it, and color
print it on parchment (from a local office supply store). Include
it with your paperwork...you'll WOW 'em, and NOBODY will
EVER know.
I have used this tactic for 7 years...I don't anymore. Why? I
now have a REAL resume with REAL management jobs listed
on it, so the truth is better than a lie. (until I feel the need to try
a new line of work.)
The world lies to you to keep you down...you lie to IT, to raise
yourself up. Because, remember, the great Lenny Bruce said,
"American society will cripple you, and then arrest you for
limping"...But here in the halls of Subgenius Discordianism,
we say, "CAST OFF THOSE CRUTCHES, AND CRAWL
WITH PRIDE!" CAN I GET AN AMEN?
Or kill me.
or kill me