OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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Millios of Screaming Yahoos #17:
The New Guy
Late Friday night, near Tombstone
As I rolled up to the Judge's house, I glanced at the clock and
noticed that I was 2 hours late. No help for that, now.
I parked, and walked in. Seth and the Judge greeted me at the
door, but made no mention of my tardiness. We made small
talk as we walked back to the kitchen, where I met the new
"guy".
The new "guy" was a rather muscular woman, who was
introduced to me as Maria. Seems Maria was a competition
kickboxer out of Nogales, and was no slouch, I was told, with a
pistol. She was also very experienced at running saloons,
which is a skill we were in need of.
As we were introduced, however, she glared at me. I asked her
if I had said anything wrong.
"No", she replied, "I'm just waiting to hear you ask if I'm good
enough.
"Why would I ask something like that? The boss hired you, and
he doesn't hire losers."
She didn't seem to have a response for that, but her hackles
went down...a little bit.
"So, you are 'Padre Dolor'", she went on, "I had thought you
would be a little...meaner looking."
"Don't let his bland look fool you", Seth broke in, and then
or kill me