OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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Rev Roger, Rant 13:
Stop Making Waves.
You heard me. Stop rocking the boat, you're keeping the rest of
us awake.
Instead of posting your seditious perversions, tell us what you
are eating/drinking/wearing/listening to/fucking/etc. This way,
we can all keep pretending that we are baaaaaaaaad. Radicals.
Subversives. We can continue to ignore the whistling sound of
the hammer coming down, while we play silly games, and
examine the mystical properties of the number 5.
Stop fucking with other boards. Stop sending vicious letters to
your congressmen/PMs. Stop putting "out of order" signs on
every public telephone/toilet/vending machine in your town.
That's not real Discordianism, damn you! That's badwrong
Discordianism...and verging on the Subgenius Heresy.
Wipe that shit-eating grin off of your face. We are NOT
amused by your antics, which make us very uncomfortable.
You'll probably get us all in trouble, and who will be laughing,
then? There are no jokes, in the internment camps, so cut it out.
Instead, come up with another silly word game for us. Tell us
about the grotty little details of your vanilla life. Make sure to
tell us all how EVIL and REBELLIOUS you are. Stop thinking
about bad things, and concentrate on the fluffy white clouds.
And when your soul finally shrieks out it's death-cry, all that
will emerge from your bloated, sooper-sized carcass will be a
belch, or perhaps a yawn.
You will finally be a Good American...and a Good Discordian(tm).
Or kill me.
or kill me