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The Good Rev Roger Sermon #33:
The MWM Sermon.
You’re all a bunch of freaks. Each and every one of you.
Now, before you get all upset with The Good Reverend, let me
explain that statement. A freak is, by definition,
abnormal…and these days, that’s a good thing. For what does
normal mean, in these dark days in which we find ourselves?
It means the “real man”…he’s a tough dude, tough enough to
stomp a homosexual, for no apparent reason…but not tough
enough to change a full diaper. It means the “normal woman”
who disapproves of everything her neighbors do, even though
she does – or wants to do – the same thing, when nobody is
looking. It’s the regular kid, who is willing to stomp the crap
out of anyone who has the audacity to be different, just as he
has been taught to do.
Yeah, The Good Reverend has very little patience with
“normal” people, and prefers to hang out with the freaks…the
people who are actually awake enough to realize that maybe
there’s more to life than the 9 to 5, more to life than making
sure little Brett gets to his soccer practice on time. It isn’t the
“normal” people that will set the world on its ear…no, they are
adamantly opposed to change, of any kind. Their worlds are
perfectly static, and they like it that way.
The problem is, of course, that their ways aren’t working. Look
around you…the world’s population is doubling every twenty
years…which means by 2025, there will be 13 BILLION
people on Earth, with even less resources available than we
have right now. Liberty is in decline, massive corporations own
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