OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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He really DOES laugh at the GOP and the pathetic Dems and
the clowns in the so-called "third parties". He really IS totally
opposed to everything that most of you hold dear (which,
incidentally, isn't what you SAY you hold dear). He really
DOES have contempt for the "mainstream"...in fact, he
believes that the "mainstream" IS the problem, not the litmus
test for a solution.
He, and those like him, of course, are powerless. Tell yourself
this, and ignore the fact that there are thousands more like him,
and more every day, and that while one termite can't eat a
house, 30,000+ termites will tear that sucker down,
eventually...and you can't even see the damage until it is too
late.
So, Bunkie, you'd better get cracking. Kill Little Billy, and
everyone like him, before he wrecks your precious America,
keys your SUV, corrupts the children, does something perverse
to your dawg, and barbeques the cat (again). You don't even
have to feel BAD about killing him, because he really isn't like
you. He doesn't see the value of traditional American beliefs.
He doesn't appreciate all that modern culture and the Free
Market(tm) has brought you, and - worst of all - he's proud of
these facts.
Kill the brute, before he rants again.
Or kill me.
or kill me