OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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Cheryl slapped me, burst into tears, and ran into the house.
WTF? I must have looked bewildered, because Connie laughed
at me, and said, "Men are idiots."
Someone please explain what the hell just happened?
So, this morning, I packed her things (substantially more than
she arrived with, including a good chunk of my library, and a
nice 20 gauge I bought as a going away present) in her uncle's
car, and then watched as Bowser scrambled into the car with
her. Instinctively, I started to protest, but stopped myself.
Bowser is HER dawg now, and has been since she walked into
my house. I told her not to take any shit from anyone, and
closed the car door.
So, here we are, waving Cheryl and Bowser goodbye.
Sameer has put his store up for sale. Henry is dead.
I'm through with this town. I quit my job today, and spent this
evening packing up the jeep and the trailer...the day after
tomorrow, I head North. Wisconsin, maybe, or perhaps the
Dakotas...anywhere but this miserable, Gawdforsaken,
pestilential hole. I will shake the dust of this place off my
boots, and leave it nothing but my curse.
Obviously, I will be gone from the forum for a little while, as
of tomorrow afternoon.
Or kill me.
or kill me