OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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Rev Roger, Rant #12:
BAD Discordians
If you're reading this, chances are you might just be a BAD
Discordian. Not fit for polite society.
Well, what of it? Where is it written that we have to be
obedient little darlings, day after day? Where is it written that
we can't have a little unauthorized fun? Go a little nuts?
Now, the Good Discordians(tm) would have you believe that
you HAVE to "fit in". And some of the "bad" crowd WILL
(and HAVE) crack under the pressure, and conform to the
whims of people who ought to know better than to want that
kind of power over people.
The funniest part is, the same people that claimed they don't
want the drama, are the same "good" discordians that follow
you around, trying to start shit up. The reason? They LIKE the
drama, though they'll never admit it. They (secretly) WANT to
be "bad", but they have forgotten how. They have fossilized,
and become that which they used to despise.
Now, if you think I'm talking about you, I'm probably not.
People in that state always assume that things like this are
directed at other people. They think they are still on the cutting
edge of "alternative society", that they are baaaaad, and
EEEEEEEVIL!
But if that's the case, where are their mindfucks? Where are
their jakes, their asshattery?
Now, The Good Reverend will try his best to avoid these
pitfalls. He promises that he won't alter your text*, read your
or kill me