OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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Now, the money grubbing b@stards in charge are gonna tell us
that we hav to be 'moderate'...they're gonna say, 'rule from the
middle', 'be centrist, or no one will listen'...Well, that's
horseshyt. You know it, I know it, and THEY know it. They
are HOPING that we will FORGET IT? Are we, brothers and
sisters? CAN I GET A 'HELL NO'?
That's why we're here tonight, folks! The Freak Contingent is
MAD AS HELL, AND WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
ANYMORE! We're gonna toss out the GOP, the Democrats,
and that moron from Texas! Right on their @sses! We're gonna
get this country back on track, safe for those who made us
great...the FREAKS! The MUTANTS! Those who were made
as prototypes, and the plans put away afterward for the safety
of mankind! The whores in Washington have had their day,
BUT THE NIGHT OF THE WHOREHOPPER IS NIGH!
Enough with foreign wars, bad sex, lite beer, and regressive
taxation! For those who act like they own the place will have to
pay the property tax! And that's one tax you DON'T wanna pay
when the shyt goes down! CAN I GET A 'HALLALUJAH'?
But what about little Billy, you say? What's little Billy gonna
do when those durned liberals put condoms in schools and take
his 'junior HSD' badge and gun away? What's little Billy gonna
do when we teach him that bigotry is bad and the fair exchange
of ideas is good? WELL, YOU SAP, LITTLE BILLY IS
GONNA BE A BOBDAMNED HUMAN BEING, THAT'S
WHAT HE'S GONNA DO! CAN I GET A 'HELL YEAH'?
OR KILL ME!
(T.A.N.S.T.A.G.I)
or kill me