OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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Rev Roger Sermon #21:
Leeetttts get ready to Rummmmmmble!
Originally posted July 29, 2003
"These 'rebels' all think they are different...yet they get ground
up, just like everyone else."
--Larry the Mountain Monk, in 1985.
"Act like a dumbshit, and they will treat you as an equal."
--Ivan Stang
Well, kids, it's just about that fucking time, isn't it? Time to
look around you and see that your haiku hasn't saved you, Zen
Buddhism hasn't saved you, and Eris isn't even INTERESTED
in saving you...the short and skinny, chilluns, is that you aren't
going to be saved. That's right! You are SCREWED, BLUED,
and TATOOED!
You see, OTHER religions will tell you that things will be
okay...even when they know that you are doomed. "believe in
us, and OUR version of the Big Juju", they say, "and you
WILL be saved!"
But we know better, don't we, kids?
You AREN'T going to be saved, things AREN'T going to be
ok, nothing is EVER gonna get better, and NOBODY is gonna
help you except YOU. It's too late to compromise with the
CoN...things have gone TOO FAR. The damage to the social
contract is TOO GREAT.
Now, the Right Reverend isn't going to wimp out on you, like
the others will. I'm gonna tell you the TRUTH, brothers and
sisters! The REAL DEAL, the INSIDE SCOOP:
or kill me