OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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him load the semi-conscious man into the back of his Jeep.
"Cool it, Seth, we aren't going to kill this guy."
"Fuck killing him", Seth replied, "I just want to teach him a
lesson."
I got in the passenger seat, and covered the man - now coming
to - with my pistol. He looked at me wide-eyed, and the car
suddenly smelled of urine.
"Goddammit!", Seth growled, "The fucker pissed his pants on
my car seat."
"No worries", I replied, leering at the terrified man in back,
"It's not real leather, after all. We'll just hose everything out".
We drove for about 25 minutes, and stopped the Jeep. Seth
looked at me, and I motioned with the pistol to the tattooed
freak in back. He got out of the Jeep, and started whimpering
questions like "What did I do?" and "Who ARE you guys?".
"Shut the fuck up", Seth growled, "and listen. You NEVER
speak to that girl again. If you do, I'll shoot you in the balls."
"Okay, okay", the man said, "I didn't even kiss her, dude."
"That's good, shithead, that's REAL good. In fact, it puts me in
a real good mood, so here...", Seth said, as he threw the guy a
water bottle, "It's 10 miles to town, and 3 hours to sunup.
You'd better get moving, Vato."
Then he put the car in gear, and we left the man in the desert,
in a cloud of dust.
On the way back, Seth was quiet, and I decided to let him be.
or kill me