OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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near Tombstone.
Johnny Ringo was found murdered in these mountains, slain by
Wyatt Earp and Texas Jack (among others), and his body was
found tossed up in a tree, with a hole the size of a soda can in
his skull...enough, Roger, don't think about things like that...It's
not as if the Judge is a criminal, ha ha...right?
I pulled onto the dirt road that led to his house, and parked next
to his Bentley. He came out to meet me on the porch, like a
demented Pa Cartwright.
"Glad you could make it, Roger," he said, "come on inside, and
I'll have Amy fix you some lunch."
"What's she still doing hanging around?"
"Funny you should ask", he replied, walking ahead of me into
the house, "she and I..."
At that point, Amy came up and gave him a kiss, and said hi to
me.
I looked at the Judge, and he just grinned.
Switching to Spanish, I said, "You old goat! What the hell are
you doing? She's a third your age! That's just plain wrong,
man."
"Bullshit. Wrong is poor and weak. Right is rich and powerful.
As you have said so often, Rev, 'Welcome to the post-
American century.' Besides, you have to admit that she's better
off with me than with that scumbag, Bud."
Well, he certainly had a point, and I make a policy of never
arguing with a sitting judge. In any case, it really wasn't my
or kill me