OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia
OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia
OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia
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passers by with your message…all that will do is turn them off<br />
(on the other hand, it is hilarious to badger people with<br />
OTHER people’s messages. I’ve been doing the Pat Robertson<br />
bit for YEARS, and probably cost him hundreds of converts).<br />
Instead, try approaching things from another angle. For<br />
instance, if you disapprove of the way corporate farming treats<br />
animals, buy a Big Mac during the lunch rush, and then loudly<br />
say that it “tastes funny” in the dining area. Then claim you are<br />
ill, and rush to the bathroom. Ham it up, the more the better.<br />
Odds are, at least one or two people won’t be eating there in<br />
the near future, and one in a hundred may decide that burgers<br />
are no longer their thing.<br />
Another method that works is the <strong>Discordia</strong>n “guerilla<br />
ontology” approach, which consists of leaving odd signs here<br />
and there. An example of this is bumper-stickering police cars<br />
with a small sign saying “Obey” (crack and peel 8.5X11 inkjet<br />
paper can be easily obtained at office supply stores). The effect<br />
that it has is small, but if you are persistent (and if there are at<br />
least a few of you), you can seriously disturb more than a few<br />
people. After all, most people WILL obey the police under any<br />
circumstances, but they REFUSE to be TOLD that they have<br />
to. They’ll become (slightly) more rebellious towards<br />
“authority” out of pure spite. Leaving “Union NOW” leaflets in<br />
Wal-Mart is also a hoot, and a great way to spend a slow<br />
Saturday.<br />
These suggestions may sound frivolous, or even a bit silly.<br />
However, they are the best weapons we have. You can NOT<br />
beat the Machine by violent methods (that’s what it does<br />
BEST, after all, and it has all the big guns), nor can you<br />
“educate” most people. They may be sympathetic, but they<br />
simply don’t have TI<strong>ME</strong> for a lecture, because they have SO<br />
many things to do (mostly involving television).<br />
Now, by this point some of you are saying, “Damn, Rev, I’m<br />
or kill me