OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia
OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia
OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia
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civilized era, and came through the civil rights era without<br />
becoming bitter. He was honestly puzzled by bigots, and often<br />
remarked that most Klansmen hated themselves more than they<br />
hated him. It was kinda like working with Yoda.<br />
When the accident occurred, the reactions people had were a<br />
true indication that the world didn't deserve my friend. The<br />
driver of the forklift that struck him was worried about his job.<br />
The plant manager was worried about OSHA, Bud was pissed<br />
that he had to clean up the mess, and (of course) Susan was<br />
"worried about his soul".<br />
"It's a shame", she said with a smug little smirk, "he wasn't<br />
saved. Now he's in hell."<br />
Shortly thereafter, Susan was doing his job, cleaning toilets.<br />
There is some bullshit I will not tolerate...and I couldn't think<br />
of any better way to make her regret Henry's demise.<br />
I don't really know where Henry is, but I like to think he's with<br />
his Evangeline, singing 1950s Blues tunes and drinking a cold<br />
one. If there is ANY justice in this rotten, maggot infested<br />
universe, that's the case. Heaven was MADE for people like<br />
him...many will be called, and few, indeed, will be chosen.<br />
Assholes like Bud and Susan will be snatched by the neck, and<br />
thrown into the pit, where bill collectors pound on your door,<br />
and televangelists scream from your TV, and the IRS collects<br />
your limbs in lieu of taxes...an eternity of listening to assholes<br />
like Ronald Reagan, Richard Nixon, and Jerry Falwell...where<br />
nothing seems right, and...<br />
Whoops. I meant to talk about heaven, and somehow wound up<br />
talking about hell...or my town. Take your pick.<br />
Or kill me.<br />
or kill me