OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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If The Good Reverend had been present at creation, he ould
have offered some useful tips:
1. Three arms, minimum. One on the left, two on the right. The
lower right arm would be the manipulator, and should have 2
thumbs, and two ebows (with long skiiny fingers, for those
hard to reach places).
2. The skull isn't thick enough, and the spinal cord has no
redundancies. Put the brain in the chest, so that nerves don't
have to be concentrated in one area, and armor the fucking
thing.
3. Scrap the appendix, and put a second heart in. Again,
redundancies beat elegance every day of the week.
4. Speech centers should get brain energy LAST. This would
keep stupid people quiet.
There's more, but you get the idea.
So, I hope this puts to rest the ridiculous notion that Eris
created mankind. But of course the same people that say this
also say that Eris is also Kali, so a reasoned approach probably
won't help...these people should be bastinadoed for their own
good, or put on a desert island for OUR good.
Or kill me.
or kill me