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OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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powerful man in the house, perhaps in all of the<br />

legislature...until he decided to go berserk when the Texas<br />

legislature democrats went awol over a gerrymandering bill.<br />

Tom misrepresented the facts to the Department of Homeland<br />

Security, who thought they were hunting terrorists, not some<br />

runaway state senators. For this, and for some financial<br />

monkey business, the congressman from Dow Chemical will<br />

be spending his retirement in a federal penitentiary.<br />

And these are only the more famous people that are in deep<br />

doodoo.<br />

A lot of otherwise intelligent people used to say that Bush<br />

wasn't as dumb as he seemed, and that Cheney and Rove were<br />

evil geniuses.<br />

Horseshit.<br />

They're yahoos. They're no different than the yokels I wrote so<br />

many horrible things about in my last series of posts...cunning,<br />

perhaps, maybe even clever...but those two terms do NOT<br />

imply actual intelligence. Hindsight being 20/20, they're<br />

nothing more than a pack of crazy-dumb brutes who conned<br />

their way into power in Florida, and only survived this long by<br />

(metaphorically) cannibalizing the dead of 9/11.<br />

Even Donald Rumsfeld is in trouble...and many thought he<br />

would be around for ever. Don has had blood on his hands for<br />

so long that he forgot what it smells like...so, naturally, he<br />

thought he could get away with authorizing torture in Abu<br />

Griab. Now, when you see him on TV, he is a broken<br />

man...reliable sources say he is beginning to crack up...that the<br />

strain has finally gotten to him. He is said to wander the halls<br />

of the Pentagon, muttering about things scratching on his<br />

windows in the night.<br />

or kill me

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