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2 CONTENTS PART ONE: Sermons 3 PART TWO: Heresies 85 PART THREE:Millions of Screaming Yahoos 98 PART FOUR: Epistles 168 PART FIVE: Life in the Age of the Dumb 182 PART SIX: Rants 203 PART SEVEN: Miscellaneous 233 or kill me
Page 1: OR KILL ME!! Heresies, Rants, Sermo
Page 5 and 6: 4 Rev Roger Sermon #1: A rant/sermo
Page 7 and 8: 6 Rev Roger Sermon 2: Attack of the
Page 9 and 10: 8 Rev Roger sermon #3 ...get yer ba
Page 11 and 12: 10 But what of those brains? When's
Page 13 and 14: 12 supervisor, I caught an intervie
Page 15 and 16: 14 boy)...and it ISN'T GOING TO! No
Page 17 and 18: 16 Now, the money grubbing b@stards
Page 19 and 20: 18 transition will be easier. Hell,
Page 21 and 22: 20 his frickin' Gestapo, the proble
Page 23 and 24: 22 this: If you get out of line, we
Page 25 and 26: 24 you are no longer afraid of mist
Page 27 and 28: 26 Rev Roger Sermon #11: Land of th
Page 29 and 30: 28 Why the hell should they? They h
Page 31 and 32: 30 crazy-glueing the enter button (
Page 33 and 34: 32 that the battles of the 60s had
Page 35 and 36: 34 the descendants of slaves who ch
Page 37 and 38: 36 You could get on the internet an
Page 39 and 40: 38 Rev Roger Sermon#17 What have yo
Page 41 and 42: 40 legally) booger up the local ATF
Page 43 and 44: 42 Rev Roger Sermon #18: DOOM Origi
Page 45 and 46: 44 that the fun might ever come bac
Page 47 and 48: 46 Grayfaces do not know they are d
Page 49 and 50: 48 Rev Roger Sermon #21: Leeetttts
Page 51 and 52: 50 Rev Roger Sermon #22: The Machin
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52 So if you wish to have a plutocr
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54 With Zevon gone, the most I can
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56 trying...There will be NO revolu
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58 Sermon #25: THE FINAL WORD Origi
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60 4. Do I feel that I have the rig
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62 Rev Roger Special Bonus Sermon #
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64 the bottle, drop the dugout, and
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66 anymore...but your parents ARE.
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68 People are dragged out of line i
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70 most nations, I seriously doubt
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72 All these things I have seen, an
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74 Word Game" or "What are you eati
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76 The Good Rev Roger Sermon #33: T
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78 That’s right, the television
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80 passers by with your message…a
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82 Sermon #34: Classified. φ or ki
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84 He really DOES laugh at the GOP
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86 Rev Roger: The Heresies, chapter
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88 6. Free Radicals: A Free Radical
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90 We are mutants. That's right, mu
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92 Heresies 3: Classified. Ξ or ki
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94 Eris is the goddess of DISCORD.
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96 4. Latent Discordians - Discordi
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98 PART Three Millions of Screaming
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100 By HAMZA HENDAWI, Associated Pr
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102 Millions of Screaming Yahoos, p
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104 accomplishment. "See, Millie? T
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106 rednecks, Antabuse is a powerfu
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108 "What kind of pussy do you thin
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114 "I think I have the answer to t
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116 seem to be without sin, so you
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118 Image: A run-down doublewide tr
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120 Jim said, "Well, watch your bac
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126 Now, Bowzer has always been an
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128 Millions of Screaming Yahoos, P
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130 I thought for a moment, and sai
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134 Cheryl slapped me, burst into t
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136 pitch black, and I couldn't see
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138 bastards off, and we can do it
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140 himself Jose. Listening in, I r
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142 To my relief, Amy was sleeping
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144 near Tombstone. Johnny Ringo wa
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146 "'Clubs', eh? Sounds a little..
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148 Millions of Screaming Yahoos #1
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150 Seth and I had been the only tw
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152 Instead of talking, I pondered
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154 I was a little surprised, and a
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156 Seth answered it. After a short
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158 added with a giggle, "He's a wi
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160 her new home. The only sacred t
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162 "Excellent. Thanks, I'll go get
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164 BIG the interior of the truck's
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166 Millions of Screaming Yahoos 19
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168 PART Four: ROGER’S Epistles o
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170 the left feels morally superior
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172 Rev Roger, Epistle 2: Join the
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174 Rev Roger Epistle#3: How do YOU
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176 Rev Roger, Epistle #4: To the R
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178 Elite, and they get to have the
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180 wrong...we are congenital troub
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182 PART FIVE: Life in the Age of D
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184 Rick takes truly foolish chance
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186 say AVERAGE, not MEDIAN. What t
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188 Life in the Age of Dumb, part 3
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190 Bad craziness...any fool can se
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192 shit through?" Rick just looked
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194 "I thought we were overnighting
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196 Life in the Age of Dumb, part 5
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198 Life in the Age of Dumb, art 6:
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200 heedless of The crumbling found
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202 Sr was talking about when he sa
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204 Rev Roger Rant #1: Roger Gets H
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206 Rev Roger, Rant #2: Get Off Of
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208 Rev Roger Rant #3: Why I killed
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210 Or maybe not...maybe they'd jus
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212 Rev Roger, Rant#5: Eris isn't t
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214 Rev Roger, Rant 6: The End(tm)
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216 "But what about Little Billy?",
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218 another. He isn't REALLY mockin
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220 totally arbitrary decisions, ju
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222 Rev Roger Rant #10: Where the H
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224 Who has the correct idea? Well,
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226 PMs (he can't, but he doesn't e
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228 Rev Roger, Rant #14: What's My
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230 Rev Roger, Rant 16: That's All
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232 world is - and will remain - a
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234 Goodbye, Pedro. Originally post
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236 - serious about having a good t
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238 Our police will protect you fro
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240 The Gospel According to Roger B
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242 Transcript #32 WAKE UP! Huh? WA
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244 Rev Roger's election rant #1: T
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246 Originally posted Jun 06, 2005
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248 10 more things I know are true:
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250 Lost in America, part 1. Origin
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252 ...Back to mi casa, lock the do
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254 my associate here doesn't look
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256 Lost in America #3: Lost ₪ or
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