OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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4. Latent Discordians - Discordians who are unaware of the
term.
5. Discordians in Denial - Discordians that are aware of what
they are, but pretend they aren't.
6. Real Discordians - Discordians that know what they are, and
accept it.
Now, the question arises, "how do you know whether someone
is a real discordian?" The fast answer is that you usually don't,
at least not right away. The question becomes a little easier,
once we define what Discordianism is.
Now, ask 8 Discordians what Discordianism is, and you'll get 9
answers...but I think I can list a few things that most of us can
agree on.
A Discordian should be able to rant, write a haiku, raze a
village, come up with the occasional way to fuck the normals
over, mindfuck, drink bongwater, troll a website, infight like a
champ, stomp on a n00b's ego, and - if the slightest chance is
offered - kill The Good Reverend Roger in cold blood.
What ISN'T Discordianism: Jabbering nonsense for its own
sake (we have Christians for that), numerology for its own sake
(we have Enron accountants for that), whimpering, drinking
lite beer, smoking cloves, emo, goth (except for procreation),
Wicca (many Discordians happen to be Wiccans - for some
bizarre reason - but it isn't, itself, Discordianism), Claiming to
be Joshua Norton II (or the descendant/namesake of any other
classic Discordian figure)...we Subgenii call that "Being a
Bobby", quoting Discordian works for its own sake, Chaos
Mahdlgickque (gimme a break!) or racism (unless it's funny,
which is harder than it sounds).
or kill me