OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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most nations, I seriously doubt there is a single discordian
inside that vast hive of incompetence.
In other words: Eligibility for discordian sainthood != being a
discordian.
Now, the Rev isn't trying to say who, in particular, is or is not a
"true discordian(tm)", so don't trot that tired bullshit out. What
I am saying is that discordians DO exist, and some of YOU are
discordians, whether or not you feel "worthy" to bear that
title...or whether or not you even WANT it.
As for myself, I am PROUD to be a discordian. I am PROUD
to toss sand in the gears, for good or for ill. And if you think
that makes me a "poser" or "arrogant", well, you can just jam
that straight up your ass...because if I am not inclined to listen
to the government, which has guns and berserk police dogs,
well, I'm hardly likely to listen to you.
Or Kill Me.
TGRR,
Taking discordianism(tm) back.
or kill me