OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia
OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia
OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia
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143<br />
Rev Roger, Millions of Screaming Yahoos #14:<br />
Just desserts.<br />
originally posted Sep 7, 2005<br />
It's an awful feeling, realizing that you have, in fact, become<br />
the people your mother warned you about. I do not mean this in<br />
the sophomoric sense of a teenager's braggadosio a week after<br />
he sneaks his first beer, but rather the sense that you have<br />
actually become the wrong sort of people. You know you're<br />
fucked, but there doesn't seem to be any way out.<br />
Amelia Earhardt must have had a similar feeling, as she<br />
watched the "island" she was headed for turn out to be a tidal<br />
atoll. She must have felt a sinking feeling of dread and panic as<br />
she realized that here there is no safety...you are not saved, and<br />
your tanks are empty. Imagine what must have been going<br />
through her head when the engine began to sputter, and she<br />
began that last, long spiral down to an island that was really a<br />
killing jar. With 12 hours, nothing will be left except a shoe<br />
found almost 50 years later. Doom, in its truest sense.<br />
Ho ho! How's THAT for a happy ending, folks? A situation<br />
where the worst possible ending would be to survive the<br />
crash...lying injured on a coral reef, watching the water edge<br />
upward, a few inches at a time? The Good Reverend<br />
understands how she must have felt.<br />
How, you may ask, did The Good Reverend find himself in<br />
such a sorry state? Well, pull up a chair, and I'll tell you...<br />
It began a few days after the Judge and I made our disasterous<br />
pulque-run to Nogales. I was woken by a call from the Judge,<br />
who said he had a proposal for me...my heart filled with dread,<br />
but you simply don't tell the Judge no. I grabbed a quick<br />
shower, and drove the 2 hours to his ranch in the mountains<br />
or kill me