OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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Epistle to Canadian Discordians
Originally posted Jan 29, 2003
EPISTLE #1: The Good Reverend Roger's 1st letter to the
Canadian Faithful
Brethren (and cistern):
On the evening of GW Bush's atrocious State of the Union
address, I send greetings.
When you look South, to the towering collossus of greed,
vapidity, and stupidity that is UNISTAT, look not at it as a
monument to selfishness, violence, and sub-moronic fascism...
That's what they WANT you to see. The truth is far WORSE.
This festering carcass of what was, as Ole Honest Abe put it,
"The last, best, hope of mankind", has become a hideous
abbatoir of the spirit. The average Unistat citizen is trained
from birth to be a slave, an adrenaline junkie, a greyfaced
zombie who will spend the rest of his/her life shuffling from
the job to the house (if they are fortunate), slaving 70 hours a
week for the priveledge of NOT slaving for the remaining 98
hours. They have become addicted to the "rush" of
overwork...American life has become like unto running on a
tightrope, which IS a rush, until you realize you can NEVER
SLOW DOWN, NEVER REST!
That's right! It's gone from being a "rat-race" to a "race to your
coffin, and the richest slave wins!"
Our society has perfected the "divide and conquer" philosophy;
or kill me