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Rev Roger Sermon #28:
Get out while you can.
Originally posted January 28, 2005
Sermon 28: Get Out While You Can!
"Man has been given his freedom to a greater extent than ever
before and that's quite wrong"
-Martha Mitchell, wife of Nixon's Attorney General John
Mitchell
Brethren and Cistern, when Martha Mitchell said that in 1972,
she meant it. She wasn't alone in this then, nor would she be
today. Now, The Good Reverend has been ranting for some
time about the Bush administration's erosion of civil
liberties...but he isn't sure you're listening.
In this day and age, when freedom has become a slogan, when
children learn to count change in grammar school (instead of
memorizing the multipliction tables), when an honest minister
can be put on the SSSS list just for calling the president a
slack-jawed pigfucker, you cannot afford to take anything for
granted. In fact, I'll let you in on a little secret:
It is impossible to be paranoid. Paranoia does not exist.
That's right...paranoia is defined as the delusion that "they" are
out to get you. If, however, "they" really ARE out to get us, it
isn't paranoia, anymore.
How, exactly, are they out to get you, you ask? Look around
you, Slappy...protestors are now arrested JUST for protesting.
or kill me