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surly (alchohol & caffiene), or make you work harder
(caffiene), or give you just enough relaxation to keep you
functional (alchohol and tobacco). The CoN disapproves of
drugs that make you truly relaxed and less likely to be
productive drones (marijuana), or hypnotizable by the boobtube(LSD,
mescaline, etc).
This policy is nothing new, but has been taken to new heights
since the riegn of the spastic snapperhead, Richard Milhous
Nixon. Nixon hated hippies so much, he allowed 4 of them to
be SHOT on the campus of Kent State University for no good
reason...he didn't give the orders, but he made damn sure that
no reprisal followed...and THAT my friends, is what you face;
those who operate outside of the social restrictions of The
Beast have no recourse to the law, no remedy for oppression
other than that which they, themselves, enforce.
Of course, in Bush's America(tm), you'd better do that quietly.
You can't FORCE the CoN to do ANYTHING, so you had
better learn to be stealthy...keep your weirdness on the
INSIDE. Lash out at the CoN in SNEAKY,
UNDETECTABLE ways...remember, you're in this for your
own sanity (or lack thereof, as you decide), NOT to impress
others.
Enjoy your internet hidey-hole while you can, folks...but start
looking for alternatives.
Or Kill Me.
or kill me