OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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"Excellent. Thanks, I'll go get some now."
I walked out back, and looked in the console. At the very
bottom, I found two loose pills. I dry gulched them, and went
back to the game...but after an hour, they still weren't having
any effect, and I still had 4 hours to go, before I could knock
off and head home.
Seth came walking up to the table, and I asked him if he had
any more percodan. He looked at me in a funny way, and said,
"Dude, I just came up here to tell you that I found the percodan
in my jacket pocket."
"Then what the hell did I get out of your Jeep?"
"That depends. Were they laying around loose?"
I said they had, and Seth burst out laughing..."Dude, you just
ate two spansules of Mescaline. Maybe you better give me
your gun."
"No fucking way", I snarled, "Everyone in this dump has weird
eyes, and they're all staring at me."
"Whooo, boy, you're right. Maybe you better let me put some
better bullets in your pistol."
I gave my Bisley to Seth, and he truned his back for a moment,
messing with the pistol. Then he handed it back, and I shoved it
in its holster (later, I learned that Seth had sensibly unloaded
the damned thing). Then he walked away, and spoke with
Maria.
They were plotting against me..
I looked around, and the table was empty. It seems that the
or kill me