OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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of the elite. We pick up and wander off into the desert...over to
POEE, for example, where the powers that be do not insist on
humiliation as a condition of existence.
Once there, we can exist as Discordians should...rant, rave, act
like jackasses, troll every forum in existence...where everyone
gets ONE (1) account, and must therefore have the moral
courage to say what they think, without hiding behind an alt
account.
...and our numbers will grow. Our tribe shall increase, slowly
at first, but eventually becoming an unstoppable horde with
which we shall CAST THE FALSE-SLACK MONGERS OUT
OF THE TEMPLE, AND RAMPAGE ACROSS THE
INTERNETS LEAVING ONLY SCORCHED JPGs IN OUR
WAKE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEE!
You see, what the Elite understand, even if they don't care to
admit it, is that both sides of the Discordian mindset (ranters vs
cookies and pie) need each other, to avoid going totally
overboard in their respective direction.
But knowing this, why do they feel that their way is not just
different, but better? Why do they feel that they are the
aristocrats of Discordianism(tm)? Why do the same rules not
apply to them?
So, this begs the question...Who needs balance? Should we
NOT go totally berserk, here or elsewhere? Why the hell not?
There's a whole world out there to rant in...a world without
oligarchs and aristocrats.
It's win-win, really. We get out from under the thumb of the
or kill me