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Life in the Age of Dumb, part 3:
Terror stalks the capitol.
Originally posted Jul 11, 2004
The banshee is beginning to wail in DC these days, for many
people who thought they were untouchable. Dick Cheney is
said to be haggard from lack of sleep...possibly why he finally
melted down and snarled "Go fuck yourself" at Senator Leahy
a week or so ago, right on the senate floor.
Seems Dick is in a little hot water over his dealings with
Halliburton.
Even the president is not immune...between bizarre midnight
calls about Plame, and the truly rotten numbers he has to look
at every time someone mentions Kerry, it's a wonder he hasn't
snapped. Just a year ago, Bush was the closest thing we've had
to a king since Wild George III, in 1776. He could do no
wrong, the smart bettors said, and yet now his life is a
nightmare of GAO investigations, and even the GOP is talking
about impeachment, over the Plame issue. The lesson, of
course, is don't fuck with the CIA.
The Republican speaker of the house, Dennis Hastert (R-IL) is
looking at the worst re-election numbers in his district's
history. He hitched his cart to Bush's team, and now the
banshee screams his name.
Tom DeLay (R-TX), house majority whip, is stepping down
from his leadership role in the house, to better prepare to
answer for more felony counts than Clyde Barrow had to worry
about. He will soon be "taken into the system"...unthinkable,
just a few months ago. Tom DeLay was arguably the most
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