OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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legally) booger up the local ATF office that they will probably
fall behind and get snarled up hopelessly. Sell the gun for a
dollar, so as to avoid taxation on this jake.
2. Try to start pissing contests between local churches. Use
your imagination...and don't feel bad, they're all a pack of
heathens, anyway.
3. Order food at a drive through (when it's busy), and then
jump out of line and drive off before you get to the pay
window. This will utterly, totally bollix them up beyond belief
(especially if they don't notice it, which they usually
won't)...and it isn't gonna cost the poor minimum wage drones
who work there a thing. Rubber/synthetic vomit in the dining
room works even better (of course, REAL vomit would be
perfect).
4. Make massive deposits of pennies at your local bank, on
Friday afternoon.
5. Plant a mason jar of "seeds" in the municipal gardens. If they
actually get to sprout, call the local press (ANONYMOUSLY!)
and act outraged that the local government is growing their
own stash. Be very indignant about it...and rest assured, it
WILL make the papers.
6. Use your imagination. I just thought of these in 5 minutes.
You creative little buggers should be able to do FAR better,
given days or weeks to think about it.
TIP: Google-search the Patriot and HSD acts. Learn them well,
and avoid any act which might fall under them...or it's no more
fun for you, Bubba...ever.
Now, none of this is gonna derail the conspiracy...frankly, it
will hardly even notice...but you will have increased the
or kill me