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Rev Roger Sermon #24:
The Penultimate Word
Originally posted September 16, 2003
The Penultimate Word
"And as they sat and did eat, Jesus said, Verily I say unto you,
One of you which eateth with me shall betray me."
--Mark 14:18, KJV
"There is nothing more frightening than ignorance in action"
--Goethe
"When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt,
laws are broken."
--Benjamin Disraeli
Brothers and Sisters, in this, my second-last sermon, I speak to
you of chaos and law, of Erisians and greyfaces, of Bush and
the ghost of Nixon; in essence, it is the preamble to Sermon 25,
which will be last sermon from the Good Reverend Roger.
Friends, has life among the greyfaces got ya down? Have that
"less than fresh feeling"? Did your boss cut your pay and take
liberties with your prairie squid? Well, the Good Reverend is
here with the Good Word:
Give up.
That's right! Give up, stop battering your head against those of
the thick-skulled greyfaces. You CAN'T beat the CoN, so quit
or kill me