OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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his frickin' Gestapo, the problem is in YOUR BOBDAMNED
HEAD!
Ever since 911, we have been taught to get The Fear(tm). And
The Fear, Ladies and Gentlemen, is the best way to control
populations.
"Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the
leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's
always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a
democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a
communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can
always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy.
All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and
denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the
country to greater danger."
-- Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials
A little blood-lust doesn't hurt, either.
So now, the government has given us The Fear, AND they
have us convinced that there is nothing we can do to avoid
war...WAIT JUST A BOBDAMNED MINUTE! Lemme ask
ya, brothers and sisters, if WE can't stop the government from
doing ANYTHING, much less START A FRICKIN' WAR,
then are we a free republic anymore? You bet your ass we're
not!
"But then", you ask, "Just what the hell ARE we?" Well, I'll
tell ya, kiddies...We are living under a TYRANT. Yup, it CAN
happen here, it HAS happened here, and it WILL get worse
before it gets better...and nobody promised it was gonna get
better. UNLESS...(I'll let YOU finish THAT sentence).
Or kill me.
(by the way, I was only joking. We are, of course, doomed.)
or kill me