OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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boy)...and it ISN'T GOING TO! No matter WHAT Madison
Avenue tells you.
So, we have been trained all of our lives to believe that more is
better, bigger is necessary, and there is no tomorrow. We are
trained to work like rabid weasels to gain more and more stuff
to put in our cages, the same cages we have VOLUNTARILY
built for ourselves. And we do so until we die, when we learn
that SHROUDS DON'T HAVE POCKETS! A few DO wake
up to these facts, and most who do can't handle it; where do
you think the Lee Harvey Oswalds of the world come from?
Those few that CAN handle the truth are marginalized, of
course, by the majority of 'normal' people...'Well-adjusted
people'...people who can't wake up to the fact that the clear
water and pleasant meadows they have laid down in are
actually a clanking conveyor belt leading to the whirling
blades...
So what are we supposed to do about it? Should we stand
around at Earth Day rallies like sheep? (You know, Earth Day,
when the liberals congratulate themselves for being liberal and
the conservatives congratulate themselves for fooling the
liberals, and everybody in between gets ground into the dust)
Should we attend an anti-war rally, so that our futile gestures to
a government that no longer cares (or even PRETENDS to
care) what we think can IGNORE us, while their lackeys take
down our names for later detainment?
I don't think so...
What we're gonna have to do, for starters, is make sure that the
'normal' people DON'T know who we are. Keep your
weirdness on the inside, where they can't see it coming. Then,
what we ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY have to do is…
or kill me